Chirag Bhuja Do, Dil Jal Raha Hai Tere Yaad Mein

One paragraph that explains Life......

2006-12-20T23:41:00.000-08:00

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of CANCER.

From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?

To this Arthur Ashe replied:

The world over --
5 crore children start playing tennis,
50 lakh learn to play tennis,
5 lakh learn professional tennis,
50,000 come to the circuit,
5000 reach the grand slam,
50 reach Wimbeldon,
4 to semi final,
2 to the finals.

When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?".

And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"

Discoveries / Inventions in Internet

2006-09-22T04:39:00.000-07:00

1991 AUGUST 6 th - www was created by Tim Bernsley.
1991 DEC 12th - First server started in america..
1993 APRIL 23rd - Browser mosaic released in market to work on windows Operating Systems .
1993 APRIL 30th - Web was made available to all.
1993 MAY - First magazine on net The Tech was created by Massachussets
institute of technology.
1993 JUNE - HTML -Hyper Text Markup Language was released
1993 NOV - Web cam was created
1994 FEB - YAHOO was created by two stanford university students David Filoo and Jerry Yang. first it was called 'Jerrys guide to world wide web'.YAHOO means Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle.
1994 OCT 13th - American official website www.whitehouse.gov was started by president Bill Clinton.
1994 OCT 25th - Commercial advertisements started on internet.
1995 FEB - First radio station on internet started its 'radioHK'
1995 JULY 1st - www.Amazon.com was started for the sale of books online.
1995 JULY 4th - Hotmail- email service started
1995 AUG 24th - Internet explorer was launched as a part of windows 95 operating system.
1995 DEC 15th - Multilingual search engine alta vista started
1996 AUG - This month world wide websites reached 3,42,081
1997 DEC 17th - Web commentator JornBorger created web blog which became Blog later
1998 SEP - The Google company was started in a garage in California.
2001 FEB 15th - Jimmy Wales released online encyclopedia --Wikipedia..
2003 APR 28th - Apple company 'itunes' started
2004 JUN - web creator Timbernsley was given Britain White hood
2004 NOV 9th - Due to one sourcing revolution morzilla firefox was released

The 3.3 million year old skeleton

2006-09-21T04:13:00.000-07:00

Scientists have discovered a remarkably complete skeleton of a 3-year-old female from the ape-man species represented by "Lucy."
The remains are 3.3 million years old, making them the oldest known skeleton of such a youthful human ancestor.

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Crazy Javascripts

2006-09-21T02:41:00.000-07:00

Copy Paste them in ur internet explorer adress bar and press enter

javascript:R=-1;DI=document.links;DIL=DI.length;function A(a,b,c){return Math.sin(R/350*6.28*b+a)*c+c}function B(a){DIS=DI.item(a).style;DIS.position='absolute';DIS.left=A(5,100,500);DIS.top=A(5.6,60,150)}setInterval('R++;B(R%DIL)',15);void(0)
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javascript:R=-1;DI=document.images;DIL=DI.length;function A(a,b,c){return Math.sin(R/350*6.28*b+a)*c+c}function B(a){DIS=DI.item(a).style;DIS.position='absolute';DIS.left=A(0,7,300);DIS.top=A(1.6,6,150)}setInterval('R++;B(R%DIL)',15);void(0)few more.....javascript:function flood(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} flood(6);
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javascript:function reverse() { var inp = " ! dekcah si tnuocca tukrO ruoY "; var outp="";for (i = 0; i <= inp.length; i++) { outp =inp.charAt (i) + outp;}alert(outp) ;}; reverse();
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javascript:a=0;x=0;y=0;setInterval("a+=.01;x=Math.cos(a*3)*2;y=Math.sin(a*2)*2;moveBy(x,y)",2);void(0)
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javascript:R=-1;DI=document.links;DIL=DI.length;function A(a,b,c){return Math.sin(R/350*6.28*b+a)*c+c}function B(a){DIS=DI.item(a).style;DIS.position='absolute';DIS.left=A(5,100,500);DIS.top=A(5.6,60,150)}setInterval('R++;B(R%DIL)',15);void(0)
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javascript:R=-1;DI=document.images;DIL=DI.length;function A(a,b,c){return Math.sin(R/350*6.28*b+a)*c+c}function B(a){DIS=DI.item(a).style;DIS.position='absolute';DIS.left=A(0,7,300);DIS.top=A(1.6,6,150)}setInterval('R++;B(R%DIL)',15);void(0)
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javascript:function flood(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} flood(6);
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javascript:function reverse() { var inp = " ! dekcah si tnuocca tukrO ruoY "; var outp="";for (i = 0; i <= inp.length; i++) { outp =inp.charAt (i) + outp;}alert(outp) ;}; reverse();
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javascript:a=0;x=0;y=0;setInterval("a+=.01;x=Math.cos(a*3)*2;y=Math.sin(a*2)*2;moveBy(x,y)",2);void(0)
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javascript:a=0;x=0;y=0;setInterval("a+=.01;x=Math.cos(a*3)*200;y=Math.sin(a*2)*2;moveBy(x,y)",2);void(0)
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Surya-namaskar - Sun Salutation

2006-09-13T02:49:00.000-07:00

Benefits of Surya Namaskar:

It activates digestion and gets rid of constipation and dyspepsia.
Strengthens abdominal muscles.
Thoroughly ventilates the lungs, and oxygenates the blood.
Acts as detoxifying agent
Tones up the nervous system and improves memory.
Promotes sleep and calms anxiety.
Normalizes the activity of the endocrine glands - especially the thyroid gland.
Refreshes the skin. Prevents Skin disorders.
Improves muscle flexibility.
In women, stimulates the breasts to help firmness normally.
Suppresses menstrual irregularity and assists in easy childbirth.
Prevents loss of hair and graying.
Helps reduce fat.
Reduces abnormal prominence of the Adam's apple.
Eliminates unpleasant smells from the body.
Lends grace and ease of movements to the body.
Revives and maintains the spirit of youthfulness.
Broadens chest and beautifies arms.
Makes the spine and waist flexible.
Produces health, strength, efficiency and longevity.

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Seven wonders…a single view...

2006-09-12T04:35:00.000-07:00

Interesting Findings

2006-09-12T04:29:00.000-07:00

Guys you can check the following websites for Interesting Findings on the net. These websites collect interesting topics. Do visit them.

Click here to Visit Ha Ha Portal for amazing collection
Click here to Eglobe Portal for interesting stuff
Click here to Adglobe Portal for New Technology postings

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Angry Illusion

2006-09-12T02:45:00.000-07:00

Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mrs. Calm is on the right. Move back about 8 feet and they have switched places. Someone said this illusion was created by Phillippe G. Schyns and Aude Oliva of the Univ. of Glasgow.

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Confusing English...

2006-08-29T23:54:00.000-07:00

No wonder the English language is so very difficult to learn. I sometimes
wonder how we manage to communicate at all!

** This was a good time to present the present.
** I did not object to the object.
** The bandage was wound around the wound.
** They were too close to the door to close it.
** The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
** Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.
** Ths singer had to record the record.
** Will you be able to live through a live concert?

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Indian Language Converter

2006-08-28T03:00:00.000-07:00

Interesting website which can convert the following indian languages:

বংলা (Bengali)
हिन्दी (Hindi)
ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
മലയാളം (Malayalam)
ଓଡ଼ିଆ (Oriya)
ਗੁਰਮੁਖੀ (Punjabi)
संस्कृतम् (Sanskrit (Harvard-Kyoto scheme))
தமிழ் (Tamil)
తెలుగు (Telugu)
ગુજરાતી (Gujarati)

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Mumbai Contributes 40,000+ Crores Annually

2006-08-25T06:19:00.000-07:00

Mumbai Contributes 40,000+ Crores annually to the centre & state and gets back only 1200 for its development.

Check this report by McKinsey to learn more about Mumbai and how to transform it to Shanghai.

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SenLab

2006-08-25T04:56:00.000-07:00

One of my favourite Label Printing Software i have been using for last 6 years.
Its very simple and easy to use. Senlab Rocks !!!

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Growth Indian Education 1950-2004

2006-08-25T04:38:00.000-07:00

The following comparative figures show the remarkable growth of Indian Education since India became a republic in 1950:

Source= http://education.nic.in/sector.asp

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RunWithParameters

2006-08-25T04:26:00.000-07:00

RunWithParameters
by Jan T. Sott

Tiny tool, which allows running any application with a parameter. Instead of going to the Command Prompt, users can simply right-click an application and enter the parameters in the pop-up window.

Features:
• integrates into Explorer
• remembers last parameters per application
• supports EXE, BAT, CMD, COM, SCR, AHK, BTM

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Skill Of Asking The Right Question!

2006-08-24T23:57:00.000-07:00

Sol and Mort are walking from religious service.
Sol wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Mort
replies, "Why don't you ask Rabbi Schwartz?" So Sol goes up to Rabbi
Schwartz and asks, "Rabbi, may I smoke while I pray?" But Rabbi says, "No,
my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Sol goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Rabbi told him.

Mort says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."
And so Mort goes up to Rabbi Schwartz and asks, "Rabbi, may I pray while I smoke?" To which Rabbi Schwartz eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."

Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask

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180+ Sample Excel files

2006-08-24T05:31:00.000-07:00

Ever thought how many functions are there in excel and how to use them ??

This is just for you; 180+ sample excel files giving examples of conditional array, variable data table, auto extract lines, auto consolidate, auto filtering, auto hyperlink, auto reconciling, auto stack, combo box, conditional formating, complex match, complex vlookup, count cells, criteria lookup, dynamic linking....

The is list goes on. Checkout and add excel skills.

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Collection of Invitation Cards (Ppt file)

2006-08-24T05:05:00.000-07:00

Exclusively released !!! "Invitation card writings" for PUBERTY/ UPANAYANAM / ARANGETRAM / GRAHAPRAVESHAM / SASHTIYAPTHAPOORTHI /CAKEBOX / WEDDING BAGS.

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Search all Mega Servers

2006-08-24T03:36:00.000-07:00

You can use this search string in GOOGLE to find files from all mega servers like MegaShares, RapidShare, FileFactory, YouSendIt etc.

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My collection of best quotes

2006-08-24T03:35:00.000-07:00

"If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking." Lyndon B. Johnson

"Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, then outside the tent pissing in." Lyndon Johnson

Even a little dog can piss on a big building." Jim Hightower

"It is much easier to be critical than to be correct." Benjamin Disrae

"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.” Chinese Proverb

"In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant." Charles de Gaulle

"No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country." George

Smith Pattonv

"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers." Nikita Khruschev
"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." Alexander Hamilton

"We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience." George Bernard
Shaw

"A fanatic is one who won't change his mind and won't change the subject." Winston Churchill

"Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm." Frank Dane

I not only use all the brains I have, but all I can borrow." Woodrow Wilson

"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." Francis Bacon

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe." Anatole France

"Opportunity doesn’t knock. You knock, opportunity answers." Proverb

"Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line." Warren G. Bennis

'I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.'' George

Burns

'Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.'' Plato

"Recognition is the greatest motivator." - Gerard C. Eakedale

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." Mahatma Gandhi

"We cannot solve today's problems using the mindset that created them." Albert Einstein

"The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas." Linus Pauling

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel." Carl W. Buechner

"A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights." Napoleon Bonaparte

"Men take only their needs into consideration - never their abilities." Napoleon Bonaparte

"Until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter." African proverb

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PhraseExpress - No more typing common phrases again!

2006-08-24T03:16:00.000-07:00

Eliminates repetitive typing
Do you find yourself typing common phrases over and over again? Just store abbreviations, answers to frequently asked questions, email templates or text snippets in PhraseExpress and reuse them again and again Watch the video demo.

AutoText Everywhere
The AutoText feature expands short keywords into full phrases. Typing 'btw' would be automatically expanded to 'by the way' while you type.

Ever missed this feature in your web browser or ICQ? This is where PhraseExpress steps in - It works everywhere! Not just in MS Office.

Powerful macro functions
The current date/time stamp or incrementing variables e.g. for order numbers can be added at any position. The comprehensive macro language allows automating repetitive tasks on your computer such as logging in to a website.

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MBA in a Day - Ebook (Pdf file)

2006-08-24T03:05:00.000-07:00

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GSM / GPRS / EDGE / 4G - Analysis (Ppt file)

2006-08-24T02:57:00.000-07:00

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Google Spreadsheet Tutorial (CHM File)

2006-08-24T02:53:00.000-07:00

Google Spreadsheets is the new web-based spreadsheet application that's giving Microsoft Excel a run for its money. With Google Spreadsheets, you can create complex spreadsheets online, using any web browser, complete with sophisticated formulas and functions. You can even share spreadsheets online and perform collaborative editing on those spreadsheets with other users anywhere in the world. And the best thing is, Google Spreadsheets is completely free!

Using Google Spreadsheets is the first e-book to cover Google's innovative online spreadsheet program. You learn how to create new web-based spreadsheets, upload and work with existing Excel spreadsheets, create complex formulas, apply a variety of formatting effects, and let other users share and edit their spreadsheets. Delivered in Adobe PDF format for quick and easy access, Using Google Spreadsheets includes everything you need to create your own sophisticated online spreadsheets. It also includes a detailed reference to the more than 200 functions included in the program, and a great cheatsheet you can print off and refer to for quick reference.

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12 Java Cricket Games for Mobile

2006-08-24T02:31:00.000-07:00

50sn100s
Cricket_v15
Sachin'sTest(Excellent Game)
GullyCricket
CricketFever
Kapil'sChallenge
Howzzat Cricket
KeepingForSachin
Masterblastersachin(My Favourite - Highest total acheived - 110 - Beat me !!!)
Michael Vaughan Cricket(Another Excellent Game)
Inter. Cricket 2004 (v1.0.3)
Cricket World Championship

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